Mr Polite 3:05 Sun Sep 20
The cringiest football chants
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Obviously the 'insert name der der der der' chant is the most pathetic of all and one I thought we would never sink to, but sadly some have succumbed.
But up there with that has to be Spurs to the widely known Arsenal supporting Harry Kane 'he's one of our own'
What other ones get up your nose?
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GreenStreetPlayer
10:37 Sun Sep 20
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Livingstone 10:27 Sun Sep 20
Reminds me of that part in Polar Express when all the elves are singing Santa Claus is coming to town.
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Livingstone
10:27 Sun Sep 20
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Without a doubt that slow version of the saints go marching in that they sing at spurs, that really grates on my nerves
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Huffers
8:10 Sun Sep 20
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Haha, I knew that link would be mauled by the tigers.
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Sniper
8:08 Sun Sep 20
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You'll never walk alone
Especially when any commentator mentions hairs in the back of their neck standing up
Or the YNWA abbreviation
It's so cunty
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smartkev
8:02 Sun Sep 20
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Was at Fulham Blackburn recently.
Blackburn fans, without a hint of irony, singing 'Fulham's a shithole, we want to go home'
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Haz
7:36 Sun Sep 20
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Me, I love Bubbles sung to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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Piss Flaps
7:11 Sun Sep 20
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you're just a small/shit town in [insert neighbouring town or rivals]
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Lewisham_Hammer
7:07 Sun Sep 20
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I absolutely detest the "Spurs go marching in" song! Fucking cunts stole it from Southampton and try and sing it slowly like its a club anthem like bubbles or you'll never walk alone - fucking cringe cunts.
Also hate the "palace the palace and where we go we'll follow" accompanied by fucking irritating as fuck gay drum!
Hate the "play up Pompey" song too. Sung to the tune of Big Ben, last time I checked Portsmouth was not in London. Those cunts also sing "by far the greatest team" son eight words "Portsmouth City FC" - that's ain't your fucking name!!!!!
Also can't stand the e i e i e o e o song that Millwall sing after they score with their hands up and down, look like a bunch of spastics!
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easthammer
7:00 Sun Sep 20
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Don't know the cringiest but the best must be Plymouth fans at Southampton
"Dirty northern bastards"
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1985
6:56 Sun Sep 20
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Sierra, whoaoaaao
Sierra, whoaoaaao
It's just a rusty car
It don't go very far
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mentor
6:11 Sun Sep 20
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I hear very few chants at football these days.
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The Prawn
6:05 Sun Sep 20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8
End of fucking thread
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Claret Badger
6:00 Sun Sep 20
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Oh Christian Daily you are the love of my life
Oh Chrstian Daily won't you fuck my wife
Oh Christian Daily - I want curly hair toooooooooooooo
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Bill W
5:59 Sun Sep 20
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Mad Dog 5:57 Sun Sep 20
Bang on
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Mad Dog
5:57 Sun Sep 20
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People that sing "they reach the sky". Grrrrrrr
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GreenStreetPlayer
5:50 Sun Sep 20
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Not sure about cringiest, but my late brother in law took his mate who was just getting into football to match at Southend.
Where they were standing they were singing blue army, but the mate thought they were singing "who are we". He thought he would start of chorus of this and apparently all those around them just turned and looked them.
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WHUDeano
5:50 Sun Sep 20
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I hate hearing the endless 'I want to go home' tune with different words sung endlessly at all matches now. More imagination is needed.
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Bungo
5:47 Sun Sep 20
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Oliver Cromwell 5:11 Sun Sep 20
Really?
I like it because it's not easy to sing, so takes a bit of commitment to get right.
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eswing hammer
5:45 Sun Sep 20
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Someone tell me ,is it ''Sing yer hearts out for the lads''?
If so then thats gotta be the worse!
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Monk~koknee
5:13 Sun Sep 20
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:"We've won the cup, we've won the cup, ee aye addio, we've won the cup".
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Oliver Cromwell
5:11 Sun Sep 20
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Bubbles chitty chitty bang bang version
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